If you're interested in joining, it's rare that we have an opening available, and rarer that we admit new Alternates via email -- but you can still contact us and give it a shot. We know you're a good, fun person, but we just don't have enough space in the bar for everyone, so please don't be offended if we can't offer you a spot.

Benefits of membership are diverse, from simply sharing rare single malts and bourbons with like-minded individuals to unique access to distillers, bottlers, and other whiskey-related activities. Plus you get to feel really cool. In the event that you are already really cool, you will manifest superpowers and join a global team of crimefighters. Per standard superhero rules, it will be forbidden for you to interfere with human history, unless such time travel is for the purpose of obtaining rare whiskies from the past. Your super-suit will also need a collar.