n:  Hot damn!  That's new.  Evergreen tree dipped into a hot tar bucket.

p:  Vulcanized rubber topped with creme' broulle.  Seriously, I feel I was force fed a Michelin tire.  This is S&M for the palate.

I'm going to B/B+ this because I'm into whisky behind closed doors.  Don't take this to church because it won't be popular with the masses.